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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}

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