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{"type":"standard","title":"Franco-Hungarian alliance in 1528","displaytitle":"Franco-Hungarian alliance in 1528","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2838104","titles":{"canonical":"Franco-Hungarian_alliance_in_1528","normalized":"Franco-Hungarian alliance in 1528","display":"Franco-Hungarian alliance in 1528"},"pageid":25192532,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/45/Franco_Hungarian_Treaty_of_Alliance_1529.jpg/330px-Franco_Hungarian_Treaty_of_Alliance_1529.jpg","width":320,"height":391},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Franco_Hungarian_Treaty_of_Alliance_1529.jpg","width":1644,"height":2011},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1257067693","tid":"ed7d1b9f-a163-11ef-9f10-2c139a34f0b3","timestamp":"2024-11-13T02:06:43Z","description":"1528 alliance between France and Hungary","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Hungarian_alliance_in_1528","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Hungarian_alliance_in_1528?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Hungarian_alliance_in_1528?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Franco-Hungarian_alliance_in_1528"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Hungarian_alliance_in_1528","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Franco-Hungarian_alliance_in_1528","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Hungarian_alliance_in_1528?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Franco-Hungarian_alliance_in_1528"}},"extract":"A Franco-Hungarian alliance was formed in October 1528 between King Francis I of France and King John Zápolya of Hungary.","extract_html":"
A Franco-Hungarian alliance was formed in October 1528 between King Francis I of France and King John Zápolya of Hungary.
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A kastane or kasthane is a short traditional ceremonial or decorative single-edged Sri Lankan sword. The sword is featured in the Flag of Sri Lanka.
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