{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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