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Jean the Match-Maker is a surviving short silent film directed by Laurence Trimble, produced by the Vitagraph Company of America and starring their canine star Jean, the Vitagraph Dog. Co-starring are the Vitagraph Girl Florence Turner and early stars Mary Fuller, Charles Kent and Ralph Ince.
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