{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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Jim Mullen is a Scottish, Glasgow-born jazz guitarist with a distinctive style, like Wes Montgomery before him, picking with the thumb rather than a plectrum.
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{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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Kosisochukwu Nwafornso is a Nigerian former footballer.
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